jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up

blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us

Anonymous: "i sent foodchewer an ask saying to follow you."

oh .,

04-24 / 12:05 / 3 notes

foodchewer:

keep-calm-and-masturbate:

the veins in his arms.

the hair on my head
the nose on my face
the phone in my hand